The Top 10 Phrases No Server Ever Wants to Hear Her Customer Say

10. "I've been drinking all day!"

9. "So, what all do you have here?" (menus provided)

8. "It's my birthday---don't I get something for free?"

7. "Let me know if that card is declined."

6. "Can I have the largest water you have?" (as if pint glasses come in different sizes...)

5. "There's not any alcohol in this drink."

4. "Can my friend get your phone number?"

3. "There's this drink that I want, but I don't know what it's called or what's in it."

2. "What's the cheapest thing you have here?"


And the number one worst thing to hear a bar customer say...

1. "Can I get something to drink?"


There you have it, folks. Goodnight.